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Coach Collins 

The coachiest coach you will ever seen and is a history teacher... shockingly. Asks his students for various life advice as if we don't live with our parents.

His mobile got struck my lighting and the fire alarm wouldn't stop and didn't get fixed for a solid 24 hours.

Will jump around like an animated daddy long legs and will never stop. The fun don't ever stop.

He just wants to talk about history but his smartboard continuously won't work. Therefore causing aneurisms. Even more aneurysms.

He's trying his best but every time the announcements comes on he dies a little on an inside just like the rest of us.

Takes forever to grade but is so lenient with corrections it's depressing if you don't pass his class.

Cannot pronounce words that reaches a certain number of characters but he tries his best.

For some reason, can state any difference between any shade of orange possible.... specifically Tennessee orange...

10/10 Google stars would recommend his class... specifically for the aneurisms.
Yo bro I didn't go to Coach Collins class today what did I miss?

Just the regular. He had an aneurysm. He tried to use the smartboard and had an another aneurysm. He then gave up and just used a whiteboard instead. And then the announcement came on and he became very depressed and asked for life advice.

Any fun stories about his daughter?

Yeah she blatantly lied to her pre-k teacher again and he doesn't how to get her to stop.

That's sounds like his daughter HAHAHAHAHAHAH

*Dramatic ending DUN DUN DUN*
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excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting
adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
Word of the Day on July 6, 2026

fudanshi 

Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi
Alex blatantly displayed his fudanshi side to his friends.
fudanshi by Yuri Katsuki January 13, 2017
Word of the Day on July 5, 2026

country mile 

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance
"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"
country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006
Word of the Day on July 4, 2026

Regular Degular 

Plain. Not tampered with or upgraded. Basic.
May I have an order of regular degular buttermilk pancakes? Without all the added jazz? Hold the blueberry smiley face, strawberry glaze, chocolate chips and whipped cream.
Regular Degular by 1Bynum August 13, 2023
Word of the Day on July 3, 2026
Usually a male who likes to encourage weight gain in his partner through the consumption of food. Feeders differ from FAs... whilst an FA is attracted to big girls, a feeder gets turned on by making a thin girl fat....or a big girl even bigger.
feeder by therealrichieedwards December 11, 2004
Word of the Day on July 2, 2026

give a hoot don't pollute 

the act of giving a hoot and not polluting
*sees a dirtbag litter*
gIVE A HOOT DON'T POLLUTE BITCH

*slam dunks trash into appropriate bin*
Word of the Day on July 1, 2026