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CoD Jesus 

Someone that is insanely good at CoD (Call of Duty). CoD is synonymous with MW2 (Modern Warfare 2). A CoD Jesus is a player usually very skilled and often accused of modding, hacking or cheating.

Synonym: Munk3yNuts1

Antonym: F Bobby
Random Player: "OMG that Munk3yNuts1 guy is a CoD Jesus, look at his K/D!!!"

F Bobby: "What about me?"

Random Guy: "Nah, you're negative, MunkeyNuts1 is a CoD Jesus"
CoD Jesus by mynutsonyourface! February 23, 2010
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CoD Jesus 

Somebody who plays Call of Duty at an otherwordly level.
CoD Jesus - Red and his P90
CoD Jesus by aga33 November 12, 2009
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