CLUNTERBANG (noun/verb)
/ˈkluhn-tər-bang/
Definition:
A loud, chaotic, and questionably consensual-sounding crash that comes from behind a closed door, usually involving at least one person falling, furniture moving, and some kind of hookup, accident, or high-speed booty-related miscalculation. Can be sexy, scary, or both.
/ˈkluhn-tər-bang/
Definition:
A loud, chaotic, and questionably consensual-sounding crash that comes from behind a closed door, usually involving at least one person falling, furniture moving, and some kind of hookup, accident, or high-speed booty-related miscalculation. Can be sexy, scary, or both.
"There it was—the unmistakable sound of a clunterbang. A chair tipped, a moan echoed, and someone yelled 'MY KNEE!' We just turned up the music."
by Sanfranloko May 15, 2025
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