CLUNTERBANG 

CLUNTERBANG (noun/verb)
/ˈkluhn-tər-bang/

Definition:
A loud, chaotic, and questionably consensual-sounding crash that comes from behind a closed door, usually involving at least one person falling, furniture moving, and some kind of hookup, accident, or high-speed booty-related miscalculation. Can be sexy, scary, or both.

"There it was—the unmistakable sound of a clunterbang. A chair tipped, a moan echoed, and someone yelled 'MY KNEE!' We just turned up the music."

CLUNTERBANG by Sanfranloko May 15, 2025

clusterbag 

to be picked on or publicly ridiculed by more than one person at the same time, esp. on the internet.

Manny: Dude, I feel soooo bad for Martha. Did you see how brutally she got clusterbagged last night on the school's political forum site? It was aching!

Moe: Man, she was asking for it.

Jack: Word!

clusterbag by headspice February 24, 2009

Clatterbanging

The noise created by someone else in your residence, banging of pots and pans in the kitchen, etc. that wakes you up earlier than intended and way more annoyed than intended.

I think I would slit her throat this a.m. if it would give me back the 15 minutes of sleep I lost while she was clatterbanging in the kitchen with every light on!

Clatterbanging by cunning2627 October 28, 2019

clusterbadger 

A river blockage caused by a large number of novice boats parked in interesting orientations

During Michaelmas Term in Oxford or Cambridge, there are many rowing boats on the river occupied by people who are new to the sport - novices. These people are usually quite bad at rowing and can be quite upsetting for other river users. Sometimes, their sheer idiocy can lead to pile-ups in the river, or a clusterbadger. Indeed, from above, it will actually look as messy as a group of badgers attempting a clusterfuck.

Cox: Hold it up all eight. There's a *massive* clusterbadger up ahead.
Stroke: Badgering novices.

clusterbadger by fr277 November 16, 2011

clusterbadger 

Variant of clusterfuck: a military operation where multiple things have gone wrong.

Origin: fuck is replaced by badger on some messageboards. Users of such boards have assimilated the use of badger into their everyday speech giving rise to some amusing sentence constructions.

What the hell is going on here?
I have no idea. It's a right old clusterbadger.

clusterbadger by beastalina November 16, 2011