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fluffy small white cloud I was looking at clouds trying to decribe them and cluft came to mind .I was surprised not to find it in regular dictionaries It is a hybrid of different words that came to mind at the time cloud fluffy tuft puff soft
and white clufts floated across the Heaven's blue
cluft by Tom Crow June 18, 2019
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1. The mysterious clump of matter that appears, without warning, in the hairy part of the asshole.

2. Some one who has the IQ level tantamount to the aforementioned hairy asshole.
"Oh man, I was so itchy untill I found a massive cluft of God-knows-what when i went to take a shit!"

"He just lit fireworks in his pants! What a cluft!"
cluft by dope nose September 7, 2005
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and clufts shifted cross Heavens blue
cluft by Tom Crow June 18, 2019
and white clufts shifted cross Heavens blue
cluft by Tom Crow June 18, 2019
and white clufts shifted across Heavens blue
cluft by Tom Crow June 18, 2019
The sound it makes when or act of hitting someone with an open palmed slap (usually using the heel of your hand) on or under the jaw.
Damn dude, you proper chinned that guy, the cluft echoed all around the room.
Cluft by DanTarK April 25, 2021

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South Sudan Civil War is a clusterfuck beyond belief.
clusterfuck by Comrade Dio July 30, 2020
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