8 definitions by Lucanius
Humphrey: Yo Guido, let get da tap after 5th period.
Guido: A’ight I got you after 5th bruh.
Humphrey: Fat bet
Guido: A’ight I got you after 5th bruh.
Humphrey: Fat bet
by Lucanius September 20, 2019
A household consisting of eccentric behavior and chaotic drama witch evokes overwhelming embarrassment to people trying to make a half way good impression to others. For example, you try to bring a girl over to have a good time and your recently widowed grandmother who lives in the basement comes up in her purple nightgown with her two little annoying dogs to ask where the dryer sheets are kept, meanwhile dogs start shutting are shitting on the floor while your already balls deep. and it makes for a very awkward situation.
John: Hey man let’s chill at your crib for a bit.
Chris: I don’t know man. Some stripper my dad picked up while drunk is staying with us for awhile, my sisters boyfriend is handcuffed in the basement kicking a heroin addiction and the Sinaloa Cartel is using my crib as a stash house for a bit.
John: Shit man you really live in a clownhouse!
Chris: Tell me about it bro I ain’t even mention the family of illegal Mexican immigrants living in the attic.
Chris: I don’t know man. Some stripper my dad picked up while drunk is staying with us for awhile, my sisters boyfriend is handcuffed in the basement kicking a heroin addiction and the Sinaloa Cartel is using my crib as a stash house for a bit.
John: Shit man you really live in a clownhouse!
Chris: Tell me about it bro I ain’t even mention the family of illegal Mexican immigrants living in the attic.
by Lucanius November 9, 2020
A household consisting of eccentric behavior and chaotic drama witch evokes overwhelming embarrassment to people trying to make a half way good impression to others. For example, you try to bring a girl over to have a good time and your recently widowed grandmother who lives in the basement comes up in her purple nightgown with her two little annoying dogs to ask where the dryer sheets are kept, meanwhile dogs start shutting are shitting on the floor while your already balls deep. and it makes for a very awkward situation.
John: Hey man let’s chill at your crib for a bit.
Chris: I don’t know man. Some stripper my dad picked up while drunk is staying with us for awhile, my sisters boyfriend is handcuffed in the basement kicking a heroin addiction and the Sinaloa Cartel is using my crib as a stash house for a bit.
John: Shit man you really live in a clownhouse!
Chris: Tell me about it bro I ain’t even mention the family of illegal Mexican immigrants living in the attic.
Chris: I don’t know man. Some stripper my dad picked up while drunk is staying with us for awhile, my sisters boyfriend is handcuffed in the basement kicking a heroin addiction and the Sinaloa Cartel is using my crib as a stash house for a bit.
John: Shit man you really live in a clownhouse!
Chris: Tell me about it bro I ain’t even mention the family of illegal Mexican immigrants living in the attic.
by Lucanius November 9, 2020
RARS: Retards Always Requesting Serves
A Rarser is a kid who is too broke to buy their own weed, so they resort to desperately asking for others to serve and spark them up. Rarsers always post shit on their story either on Instagram or Snapchat with the caption “Who servin’” on a day by day basis. Most of the viewers just ignore the Rarser and allow him to dwell in his own retardation and perhaps he’ll shrivel up and die. But that’s never the case because some other faggot is always their to hook his chronically addicted ass up.
A Rarser is a kid who is too broke to buy their own weed, so they resort to desperately asking for others to serve and spark them up. Rarsers always post shit on their story either on Instagram or Snapchat with the caption “Who servin’” on a day by day basis. Most of the viewers just ignore the Rarser and allow him to dwell in his own retardation and perhaps he’ll shrivel up and die. But that’s never the case because some other faggot is always their to hook his chronically addicted ass up.
Carlos on his snap story: Yo who serving?
Everyone: Shut the fuck up Rarser
That one guy named Ricardo: Don’t chu worry man I gotchu wit dat green, we gettin lit tonite Holmez
Everyone: Shut the fuck up Rarser
That one guy named Ricardo: Don’t chu worry man I gotchu wit dat green, we gettin lit tonite Holmez
by Lucanius July 8, 2019
by Lucanius July 8, 2019
A joint dipped in codeine, a prescription narcotic. Symptoms include an extreme disconnect from reality, zombie-like delirium, and unconsciousness.
Shaun: Yo my boy Matt was tweaking on dat Cody joint last night.
Tyrone: Ya man I heard he fucked an orange or some shit. That shit geeks!
Tyrone: Ya man I heard he fucked an orange or some shit. That shit geeks!
by Lucanius October 10, 2019
A term used to refer to someone of a rat-like appearance or behavior. It is also used less commonly as an antisemitic slur originating from online alt-right circles.
by Lucanius March 22, 2022