Clowngrease 

Makup that a clown wears to entertain the masses.

I have a show that I need to put on for the powers that be. I will be sure to apply my clowngrease extra thick tonight...and be sure that I am fluffed appropriately to put on a good performance.

Clowngrease by Ellis McSponge August 12, 2011

Clowngrade 

Wall Street slang term that defines an upgrade or downgrade by a stock analyst that is considered foolish.

His DD on $AMD is a real clowngrade

Clowngrade by TheBestTraderInTheWorld March 6, 2021

clowngress 

The legislative branch of the US government, consisting of the House and Senate.

We can always count on clowngress to raise our taxes AND waste our money each year.

clowngress by ImJustDone January 6, 2023