Clown Rape 

Being raped by someone in a clown suit or a clown mask or raping someone wearing a clown suit or mask.

Did you see Little House On The Prairie the other night? It was a two part episode about clown rape!

Clown Rape by RobNYC May 29, 2008

Clown Rape 

What happened to Sylvia on "Little House..." when I was seven, which then lead to a horrifying 'where do babies come from?' discussion with my mom...

Also explains why I don't like having sex with clowns.

Me: How did the baby get in the girl's stomach?
Mom: She got clown raped.
Me: Huh?
Mom: The clown put his penis in the girl's vagina.
Me: (cries quietly in corner)

Clown Rape by Liberation675 June 2, 2008

clown rape 

The act of having intercourse, either consented or not, with a female clown and doing the following....

As you are hitting the clown ass from behind and about to climax, honk their nose and slap her in the back of the head. This is immediately followed by having them make a you a poodle balloon animal to take home. While their tears run down their sad clown face, you wipe yourself clean on their rainbow afro. Then you say taking your balloon animal, "Turn that frown upside down BITCH!"

John said he liked clowns so Amante dressed up as one. Do you know what he did? He fucking clown raped her.

clown rape by The Wizard From RD August 5, 2010

Clown rape 

The act done by Scott... a kid i know... cause... its hilarious to rape clowns

dude... did you see that clown rape last night?

Clown rape by Stephan February 26, 2005

Buttfuck Crazy Clown Rape 

It's butt rape, but with crazy clowns. Also known as the greatest thing that could ever happen.

I wanted to experience a buttfuck crazy clown rape, so I went to the local costume shop, got a Mexican outside of Home Depot, and paid him a shiny nickel to do it.

All the kids are crazy about buttfuck crazy clown rape.

Buttfuck Crazy Clown Rape by Leet-Crazysnaps-Mcgee October 8, 2011

The Clown That Raped Everything (1983)

A lost horror movie (Rated PG) directed by Steve Miner exclusively released in Arkansas.

The Clown That Raped Everything (1983) was pulled form shelves after multiple parents found that it was unsuitable for MOST children after viewing the infamous "Slutty Pancakes!" scene.

The Clown That Raped Everything (1983) by Longhorn Death December 29, 2025