Clown Pie

Anytime you ejaculate and catch it in your hand and then smash it into someones face.

Sally jerks off Jeremy and catches his cum in her hands, and then smashes it into his face

Jack fingers Merry and catches it in his hands, then smashes it into her face.

Tyler jerks off into his hand, and then smashes it into Jacobs face.

by DirtySyko September 13, 2003

Clown Pie

1. Ejaculating in ones hand then rubbing on someones face.
2. Ejaculate on a object with intent to use for facial.
3. Pie that is full of Ejaculate.

Tylers mom cooked dinner well his dan would perpare the clown pie.

by Jimboozie October 15, 2003

Clown Pie

The art of ejaculating into a person's face

I like clown pies

by Bill Cowsy November 5, 2003

Clown Pie

A word that is so "gangsta" that only white people know it. To jack off into your hand, on an object, or on a face for a full intent of a 'facial' cleansing.

Ask Jenna Jameson or 50 cent, thanks.

by Vega November 20, 2003

clown's pie

clown's pie (n). A very, very wet
fanny.

"Finding ourselves alone in the
shooting lodge at Balmoral, Her Majesty
bade me descend to her lady garden.
After 50 years of widowhood, I found her
to be considerably aroused. It was
like being hit in the face with a clown's
pie". (From "The memoirs of Queen
Victoria's Ghyllie" by John Brown ).

by C February 24, 2004

Clowns Pie

A very very wet fanny

Went I went down on her it was like being hit in the face with a 'Clowns Pie'

by hoggster December 3, 2003

clown's pie

A rather sloppier version of the 'otter's pocket' (see labia).
This is a long lost classic that I felt I needed to share with the dirtier folk of this world!

"Her majesty bade me to descend her lady garden, after fifty years of widowhood she was considerably aroused - it was like being hit in the face with a clown's pie!!"

by Lee Michigan esq. October 1, 2007