Sally jerks off Jeremy and catches his cum in her hands, and then smashes it into his face
Jack fingers Merry and catches it in his hands, then smashes it into her face.
Tyler jerks off into his hand, and then smashes it into Jacobs face.
Jack fingers Merry and catches it in his hands, then smashes it into her face.
Tyler jerks off into his hand, and then smashes it into Jacobs face.
by DirtySyko September 13, 2003
1. Ejaculating in ones hand then rubbing on someones face.
2. Ejaculate on a object with intent to use for facial.
3. Pie that is full of Ejaculate.
2. Ejaculate on a object with intent to use for facial.
3. Pie that is full of Ejaculate.
by Jimboozie October 15, 2003
by Bill Cowsy November 05, 2003
A word that is so "gangsta" that only white people know it. To jack off into your hand, on an object, or on a face for a full intent of a 'facial' cleansing.
by Vega November 21, 2003
"Finding ourselves alone in the
shooting lodge at Balmoral, Her Majesty
bade me descend to her lady garden.
After 50 years of widowhood, I found her
to be considerably aroused. It was
like being hit in the face with a clown's
pie". (From "The memoirs of Queen
Victoria's Ghyllie" by John Brown ).
shooting lodge at Balmoral, Her Majesty
bade me descend to her lady garden.
After 50 years of widowhood, I found her
to be considerably aroused. It was
like being hit in the face with a clown's
pie". (From "The memoirs of Queen
Victoria's Ghyllie" by John Brown ).
by C February 24, 2004
by hoggster December 03, 2003
A rather sloppier version of the 'otter's pocket' (see labia).
This is a long lost classic that I felt I needed to share with the dirtier folk of this world!
This is a long lost classic that I felt I needed to share with the dirtier folk of this world!
"Her majesty bade me to descend her lady garden, after fifty years of widowhood she was considerably aroused - it was like being hit in the face with a clown's pie!!"
by Lee Michigan esq. September 17, 2007