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1. Ejaculating in ones hand then rubbing on someones face.
2. Ejaculate on a object with intent to use for facial.
3. Pie that is full of Ejaculate.
Tylers mom cooked dinner well his dan would perpare the clown pie.
Clown Pie by Jimboozie October 15, 2003
The art of ejaculating into a person's face
Clown Pie by Bill Cowsy November 5, 2003
Josh Bend (bedn) created this word to compensate for erotic dysfunction. Destroyed many worlds before finally coming to rest at Newgrounds.com and settling as user "DirtySyko."
Yo DS, you'z gonna give-a clown pie to deh BazzMann?
U'z teh r0x!
A word that is so "gangsta" that only white people know it. To jack off into your hand, on an object, or on a face for a full intent of a 'facial' cleansing.
Ask Jenna Jameson or 50 cent, thanks.
Clown Pie by Vega November 20, 2003

Indiana clown pie 

To completely cover a girl's face in cum, resembling a pie being smashed in ones face
Mark gave Jamie the CRAZIEST Indiana clown pie last night. It was insane.
Indiana clown pie by MMjr April 21, 2008
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