Close as possible friends 

Friends who are so close that nothing will ever come between them, not love life, family problems, and mistakes. Always believe eachother no matter what. Act like lovers but really are only REALLY close friends. Tell eachother everything. Hangout a LOT. Will do anything and everything for eachother. When in friend is sad you know the other friend will always be there for them NO MATTER WHAT!

Someone: " Is that boy and girl dating?"
Other: " Nahhh, they just so close ya know"
Someone: " Ohh, like those close as possible friends??"

Other: " yea dude!! Right on spot!"
Someone : " Mann, I wish I could be like them, they look happy, I bet they hang out ALL. The time.

Other: " Probably, but not very many people can have friends like that..."
Someone: " So keep them never loose them, even if your not there yet... Just keep trying?
Other: " Yea, lot of commitment but by the time you get there it's worth it...

Someone: " Always better to have a close as possible friend then have a date?
Other: " Yea... You could say that they last longer obviously if they are close as possible.
Someone: " Tru... They are like sister and brother and that's good... Be blessed for that sister and brother relationship.

Close as possible friends by Dem homie's March 31, 2015

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008