clitourist

A man who won't stop and ask for
directions in bed.

"Because of his fouled foreplay, Suzy realized that her new boyfriend was no
experienced bedroom traveler, but merely a clitourist."

by CrAzYgIdEoN May 19, 2003

Clitourist

A woman who has visited the island of Lesbos but has not become a permanent resident.

I saw your ex holding hands with a guy on Buchanan Street the other day. I thought she was gay now, but she must have been a clitourist.

by Duncan Credible October 1, 2010

clitourist

The gay girl version of a cocktease

"Fanny is such a clitourist"

by Comedy's Matt Lee and Dr Mark Cousens February 1, 2004

Clitourist

A man who cannot find the clitorus without directions.

"Johnny is not good at fingering he couldn't find my clitorus , he's a clitourist!"

by Emmamaamnsnhdhzhn December 26, 2014

clitourist

A man who gives a lot of attention to his sexual partner's clitoris during foreplay, in order to get her aroused enough for penetration or just to make her feel like he didn't ignore her clit, but then completely forgets about it once he sticks his dick in. And once he cums cause obviously the sex is over.

That statistic that only 30% of women cum during penetration is totally made up. If you read the study it's from it says that almost all women enjoy penetration and like 30% cum from penetration alone, 30% from clit stim alone and about 40% of them need clit stim and penetration at the same time. Yall sound like a bunch of clitourists acting like it's either/or. Ask your lady what she likes and tell your man what you like if you're not happy.

by cinnamonimperial June 19, 2025

clitorusty

Out of practice at oral sex.

My girlfriend & I tried foreplay but I was a tad bit clitorusty.

by Clifwith1f August 16, 2009

Clitoris

1. Small fleshy nub located just above the vagina and urethra and inside the labia. Homologous to the head of the penis. Covered by a "hood" of skin. When rubbed, causes intense sexual pleasure.

2. Not a joy buzzer, gentlemen. Don't just press on it and think that it will give her amazing orgasms instantly. You need to rub it and stroke it.

3. Not something to be shy about, ladies. If a gentleman can't find yours instantly, don't just lie back sulking while you think of England. Instead, help the poor fellow out in finding it. You'll both be glad you did.

4. My favorite organ...to think with.

1. Alice came after she rubbed her clitoris.

2. Bob thought Alice would come if he just pressed her clitoris like a joy buzzer, but she just laughed.

3. Bob couldn't find Alice's clitoris, so instead of just lying there uselessly, she showed him how she liked to be touched.

4. Men aren't the only ones who sometimes think with the wrong organ.

by Verileigh September 9, 2010