Blumpkin, The

Involves having a bitch suck you off while you're on the shitter.

Bob had diarheaa problems, but the blumpkin made him feel much better while he was at the shitter.

by CrAzYgIdEoN May 19, 2003

clitourist

A man who won't stop and ask for
directions in bed.

"Because of his fouled foreplay, Suzy realized that her new boyfriend was no
experienced bedroom traveler, but merely a clitourist."

by CrAzYgIdEoN May 19, 2003