Clitoral rubover

Describes the unpleasant physiological effects following long, heavy, often clothed, make-out sessions. The most commonly reported characteristics of a rubover include over-sensitive areas of the genitals due to constant rubbing of these areas the previous night. The areas often feel somewhat raw and are far more sensitive than usual. Many have difficulty walking due to the rubbing of clothing and therefore exhibit relatively silly walking styles in order to avoid said rubbing. In addition to the physical symptoms, a rubover may also induce symptoms including heightened feelings of depression and anxiety.

Also see rubover

Andy: Rachel, why are you walking like that?
Rachel: I hooked up with this boy last night and he played my clit like a turntable.

Nick: Suz, why do you have an ice pack on your crotch?
Suz: I had a little me time last night and gave myself the worst clitoral rubover ever.

by Ms. Base October 4, 2010

Clitorally Challanged

A man (usually of Chilean heritage) that can not locate the clitoris.

"Lower..."
"There?"
"No, to the left..."
"Here?"
"No, Hans, for fuck's sake, it's right there, to the right!"
"Oh, this, right here? The knub?"
"That's my belly button, you fucking spic retard! I'm out of here."
"Baby wait! Baby c'mon... baby, they're six bucks a pill..."

by Gabriel March 15, 2005

Clitoral Hangover

When the clitoris is engorged with blood for an extended amount of time resulting in soreness and possible spasm the following morning, usually due to a prolonged period of arousal without eventual climax.

OMG Stephanie!! Totes have thee worst clitoral hangover this a.m..... ugh!

by PtotheSKI January 22, 2015

clitoral stimulator

A means of stimulating the clitoris. Generally referring to a device such as vibrator, but there are various other stimulators available.

Generally, direct clitoral stimulation is required for orgasm to be achieved.

"For goodness' sake, Humphrey, wake up at once! You may have jerked a massive cumload into my cunt with your predictable pump action, but if I am going to get off tonight, you had better apply a clitoral stimulator to my love button!"

by w00fdawg September 5, 2005

clitoral lullaby

An action where a woman masturbates before bed in hopes of helping herself fall asleep more easily.

Yeah last night I couldn't fall sleep for hours, so I soothed myself to sleep with a clitoral lullaby.

by YourOwnPersonalCheezus November 20, 2017

clitoral wood

1) the physical hardening of a female's clitoris due to sexual arousal.

2) a pejorative term to denote the potential of arousal caused by an attraction of the sexual kind

"As much as I was trying to cover up my excitement I was sure that he could sense I had clitoral wood"

"Seth Rogan is one sexy fox. He gives me clitoral wood."

by lambies March 30, 2009

clitoral tweakage

when you are driving on a two lane highway, and the two cars in front of you are going at or above the speed limit, therefore not allowing you to pass. Also known as 'playing with my vagina' or 'thumping my twat'

I don't have time for this clitoral tweakage. I'm already late for an important meeting.

by Brandon Lawson February 9, 2007