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Clit Dick 

a man with a dick no more than 3 inches long
He pulled down his pants and she exclaimed, "I've seen clits bigger than that"! You have a clit dick...!!!
Clit Dick by bonda_007 January 11, 2009

clit dick 

A clitoris so large that it resembles a small penis.
clit dick by neieghbor October 18, 2010

Clit dick 

A dick that’s so small it looks like a clit or a clit so big it looks like a dick.
“Dude she said grant has a clit dick.”
“Bro dad cursed us with a clit dick”
“I was drinking with her and she whipped out her clit dick.”
Clit dick by Littletickle July 9, 2022
A clit-dick is a clit that is so absolutely gigantic that it could be mistaken for a dick. If you are unfortunate enough to have a clit-dick you could always come on down to the official clit-dick store, we sell all clit-dick accesories. Get your clit-dick shampoo, vibrators and just in today snuggies with built in clit-dick hole.
ME: Hey guys what if some girl had like an 8 inch long clit, what would you do?

Everyone: Ohhhhhhhh come on get him the bow of shame, yous a bum ass clit-dick
Clit-Dick by Clit-Dick Inventor January 11, 2009

Dinousar clit dick 

When a clit is so large that it can penetrate someone.
Dude, she fucked me with her dinousar clit dick
Dinousar clit dick by NU77A April 18, 2020

Dick Clit 

When the clitoris is so large that it resembles a penis.
Wow tom your wifes got a huge dick clit.
Dick Clit by TheAnti-Christ August 28, 2008
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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