Clit Car

Slang for a very common type of car or automobile. In the UK for example something like a Ford Fiesta or Focus, in Germany a VW Golf or Mercedes A Class. So called, because every cunt's got one.

I just couldn't bear to buy a Clit Car, so I bought a Bentley instead.

by Jobsagoodun September 10, 2006

clit carwash

1. You must first have a well developed mustache.

2. You use your hand to spread the vagtastic lips.

3. She must be pretty wet for the carwash affect.

4. You then proceed to gently bob your head up and down flicking the clit with your nose brushing the clit with your mustache.

NUM NUM NUM, with clit carwash we are bother winners!

by Clit Master Flex June 13, 2011

carrot clit

basically when you get period blood stuck in your pubes and it gets all irritated.

oh my god i forgot to shower and now i have carrot clit!

by poodiarrheaonmylegs May 13, 2021

card carrying clit licker

In the 1950's to come out and admit you are a lesbian was not accepted.

She won't admit it but she is a "card carrying clit licker."

by donnienyc August 30, 2012

Carolina Clit Reaper

The Carolina Clit Reaper is when you insert a Carolina reaper in her pussy, then you crush it up with your dick. When you finish, the cum makes the pepper stick on the penis. She then will give you head with the peppers on the dick.

Brooke was tasting the spice when I gave her a Carolina Clit Reaper last night.

by thebutterchurnersdad January 8, 2026