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clit carwash 

1. You must first have a well developed mustache.

2. You use your hand to spread the vagtastic lips.

3. She must be pretty wet for the carwash affect.

4. You then proceed to gently bob your head up and down flicking the clit with your nose brushing the clit with your mustache.
NUM NUM NUM, with clit carwash we are bother winners!

carrot clit 

basically when you get period blood stuck in your pubes and it gets all irritated.
oh my god i forgot to shower and now i have carrot clit!

card carrying clit licker 

In the 1950's to come out and admit you are a lesbian was not accepted.
She won't admit it but she is a "card carrying clit licker."

Carolina Clit Reaper

The Carolina Clit Reaper is when you insert a Carolina reaper in her pussy, then you crush it up with your dick. When you finish, the cum makes the pepper stick on the penis. She then will give you head with the peppers on the dick.
Brooke was tasting the spice when I gave her a Carolina Clit Reaper last night.