CHIGEON - the Latin origon meaning a half chicken half pigeon. This species comes from a land far far away almost never seen by the human eye, some say others have been blinded for life after coming into contact with this mysterious creature known as the Chigeon. They came to be around the early 70s when people were all doped up on drugs, when a hippy like couple thought it to be funny to bread a chicken with there pet pigeon that they called Carlos. After the breading took place Carlos had a total of three babies that the hippy couple who till today we have no idea what the true names of this hippy couple are... anyway the hippy couple decided to call their pigoon babies "chigeons".
My best cuzin who is also my best friend, Carlos had one day decided to take a walk in front of his house when he noticed this mysterious looking bird like chicken and decided to look it up and found out it was a "chigeon"
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)