CHIGEON - the Latin origon meaning a half chicken half pigeon. This species comes from a land far far away almost never seen by the human eye, some say others have been blinded for life after coming into contact with this mysterious creature known as the Chigeon. They came to be around the early 70s when people were all doped up on drugs, when a hippy like couple thought it to be funny to bread a chicken with there pet pigeon that they called Carlos. After the breading took place Carlos had a total of three babies that the hippy couple who till today we have no idea what the true names of this hippy couple are... anyway the hippy couple decided to call their pigoon babies "chigeons".
My best cuzin who is also my best friend, Carlos had one day decided to take a walk in front of his house when he noticed this mysterious looking bird like chicken and decided to look it up and found out it was a "chigeon"
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.