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Click and tick tourist 

The kind of tourist that walks around clicking a photo of landmarks on their phone and ticking it off the list before moving on to the next spot. Rinse and repeat.
Haha, check at out that click and tick tourist, just clicking and ticking...
Click
Tick
Move on
Rinse and repeat

let the clock tick

To let time pass or to stay out of something for a while
I'll advise you let the clock tick on this.

Clock Tick

Just as a second on the clock, a moment has just gone by… Clock Tick.
“Oh, wait just a CLOCK TICK”
Clock Tick by Witty IDK March 14, 2026

Tick Tock Clock 

A fucking stupid ass mother fucking level in super Mario 64 that doesn't make and fucking sense and should be abolished from this society as a whole
Guy 1: have you beaten Tick Tock Clock?
Guy 2: shut the fuck up you dumb bitch
Tick Tock Clock by Acrobotic June 29, 2021

Click It Or Ticket 

The Click It Or Tickets are the most incredible girls ever to be on planet earth. The group consists of Erin and Kelly, who cannot be beaten by anyone, especially when paired with their close friends the Dashboard Divas. Unstoppable, amazingly cute and spontaineous, these girls are the best thing ever.
Girl 1: "Where are all the cute/hott/nice guys in our town?"
Girl 2: "I heard the Click It Or Tickets were in town!"
Girl 1: "omg what are we going to do? You can never compete with the Click It Or Tickets!"
Girl 2: "I wish I was a Click It Or Ticket."
Girl 1: "Me too, but we just aren't as cool as Erin and Kelly."
Click It Or Ticket by Kerrinne February 18, 2009

tick-tock-clock 

A person who sleeps early, wakes up early, and is always on time.
Yeah, I'm late! I ain't no fuckin' Tick-tock-clock
tick-tock-clock by yahnahbrah April 10, 2015
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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