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Fetus Cletus 

When a man overly obsesses with the stomach of a pregnant woman. This usually includes rubbing hand and face on her stomach, occasionally stopping to sniff.
Hey Amanda, why are you crying!

Your damn roommate keeps asking to feel up my unborn baby! He's a Fetus Cletus!
Fetus Cletus by The_Frozen_Unicycle November 20, 2013

Yeetus Cleetus Deletus Fetus Meatus Beatus 

Yeetus Cleetus Deletus Fetus Meatus Beatus means to beat the absolute shit our of someone else's newborn baby through reality hacks in which you ascended to another dimensional plane just to beat the shit out of that baby, this is a very painful experience to both you and the baby, but don't worry, you have at least a 0.0000000001% chance of survival, at least you have that? the baby on the other hand will die, but who cared about it anyways, right? it was more or less and accidental birth anyways.... this can also be used as a threat, in which you may go back in time through that same ascendance to the time that person was born and do the same as previously explained.
you are going to make me Yeetus Cleetus Deletus Fetus Meatus Beatus you!

YEETUS THE FEETUS NAMED CLEETUS 

Most likely referring to throwing a child named Cleetus so fucking hard he is deleetus.
Guy 1: Hi I have a child named Cleetus
Guy 2: YEETUS THE FEETUS NAMED CLEETUS
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: *yeets the child*