(n.) A penis that is washed every shower and has no foul odor or taste; formerly considered a myth but is possible when dating a man who does not think bathing his genitals will turn him gay.
by Vernacular Lingo December 16, 2017
A slang-term for giving yourself or giving someone a hand-job. Obviously only can be proformed to a guy.
Joe asked me to clean his dick but I told him rain check because I had to clean Alex's dick instead. I like to clean dick!
by Nicole (Joe's G/F) May 4, 2006