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Clarkstown North 

A roach infested high school with a diverse population including the white kids which belong into 3 categories the first 1 being the Jews. These are your most common white kids and also the most annoying. Next we have the crackhead white kids. These are the real crackheads of rockland and are not to be mistaken for the for the other white kids in North who think they are “crackheads” but the closest they have came is hitting there stig in the stall and the occasional penex rip while Tony is outside the stall. The real crackheads of north are the ones who were considered e wingers in festa. But since then they have now graduated to Xanax and killing there carts before lunch. The next race in north is the Asians these are the kids who carry all others and is the only reason why north is considered a good school. These kids tend to reside in the library during lunch and play card games during lunch. How ever there is still a small population of white kids who hang out with them. These are the kids who watch anime and sing there favorite anime’s theme song while in Japanese. The next group of kids in North are the black kids. THEY are the lifeline of our sports teams. However our teams usually have 1-2 black kids max but we usually fill the rest of the spots with average or less than average white kids while the team is centered around the black kids.
69 was at Clarkstown North the other day and LOVED to watch the high school girl volley ball team

clarkstown north 

disgusting school filled with bugs, all the girls are either mad hot or dumb ugly, the worst high school in the state filled with weirdos who eat their toe nail clippings.
"yo clarkstown north is gross, I heard they got bugs in the bathrooms"
clarkstown north by yurdddd December 12, 2017

Clarkstown North 

Hell on Earth. Filled with jappy girls, guys who juul and get 4.0s, and general shittiness all around. It's practically impossible to fit in with the amount of cliques and awful people here. The building is run-down, the academics are incredibly difficult, and we're infested with roaches and rats. Everyone here wants to get the fuck out of this toxic environment and never come back. The administration scratches their heads and wonders why the student population is steadily decreasing every year. Maybe because we don't want our children living in this real-life horror show.
RIch, douchey Jewish kid who disrespects everyone around him - "Yo, I just got into Harvard!! I'm going to get laid, hit the juul then win sections tomorrow!"
Person who is friendly, respects everyone, is intelligent, funny and attractive - "I got bullied at Clarkstown North for the entire time I was there. Luckily, I now have a beautiful wife, a mansion, and a great group of friends because I didn't act like a fucking asshole all the time."
Clarkstown North by DepressedBoi February 4, 2018
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