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A religious cult where members are ritually castrated at the age of 25. The cult have the fundamental belief that all members should be surgically enhanced by taking important parts of their body away from them. Clark
'I was kidnapped by those F***ing Clarkes again. They took my knob and fed it to a lion!'

'Jeez, when I got clarked they took all my hair, from all over my body!'

'those Clarkes are out of fucking line man!'
by Crainey January 23, 2007
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Males by the name of Clark are among the most irresistible beings on the planet. Clark is very well-rounded: a model citizen, a tremendously skilled athlete, a virtuoso musician, and as if that weren't enough, he has devastatingly good looks. Although you may typically find Clark looking ultra suave in a tuxedo, crowds gather when he goes shirtless to catch a glimpse of his chiseled Greek-God-like body. Clark is a friend to a diverse group of people, but all are envious of him, and wish to someday be like him, though he is too modest to take note. Unfortunately, Clark does not date; whether he just hasn't found a worthy enough specimen to court or has too much fun doing manly things with his friends is still t o be determined. Either way ladies, you are out of luck when it comes to Clark. Good luck trying to obtain the unobtainable!
Girl 1: You saw Clark at the beach?! What was it like to see such shirtless perfection?
Girl 2: It was like... the Mona Lisa of abs.
by luxembourg October 09, 2010
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Clarks (Wallabies) are an ill brand of shoes that Ghostface Killah (from Wu-Tang) wears and raps about. Wu-Wear have a lot of clarks style wallabies for sale.
"Boom, yo I got a crazy idea how to do Clarks now" - from Glaciers of Ice, by Ghostface Killah
by cypherous-twelve September 20, 2003
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He is really nice to hang with he will help you out with your problems when you are down, he cares about you and trys his best not to hurt your feelings, he is a little shy when you get to know him at first, he helps you through the rough times, he is the sweetest guy you will ever meet

A really nice, sweet, kind, cute, handsome, amazing, caring, loving person that cares about you no matter what
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Love ya Clark your the best
by Krista_the_cute_cat March 29, 2019
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Clark is a very smart man, a gay one too.
Man: hey Clark
Clark: hi
by Pseudonamic Pseudonyms April 30, 2020
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The best shoe shop in the UK. Roadmen in Great Britain go to Clarks to go get fresh creps. Primary school children also go with their father or grandmother to get some new shoes for the new school year.
Son: Dad, can we go to Clarks and get me some shoes?
Father: Son, you are a disappointment to the family.
Or
Roadman: Oi blud can we get get some fresh creps?
Mandem: Oh sure, I have a voucher for Clarks init man.
by Clarks lover 69 October 06, 2020
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