Verb.The expulsion of all bodily fluids through every orrafice at the same time.

verb - to use a nail gun, to nail

To cause serious injury to the nose by the means of foot apparel.

V. clark
A swift grab to the crotch only after yelling out loud "CLARK" to the victim.

Verb: clarked, clarking, clarks

1. To urinate on one's self
2. To injure one's self to the point of bleeding or facial disfigurement
3. To get extremely drunk and pass out in random rooms, lounges, quads, classrooms...
4. To turn on loud music (mostly The Who) just before leaving for the day
4a. To overplay a great song/band to the point where it is ruined for the rest of mankind
5. The act of f*cking up in general

verb, the act of failing a class, usually a college class, between 3 to 5 times before either: 1. passing said class, or 2. Failing to retake the class.

(v). Sometimes in the medical community, the word "Clark" is used to describe the act of becoming faint and passing out during an OR procedure.