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Clap Dick 

Something to say when one bothers you
Hey Patricia, LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE AND GO CLAP DICK!
Clap Dick by sawoop878 November 6, 2019
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The clap dick cocksucker 

The clap dick cocksucker is when she eatin the dick and your friend walks in and slaps his dick on her face.
You know those two over there, yeah apparently when they did the clap dick cocksucker he slapped his gf so hard that she got a dick mark on her face

Dick Clap 

Making clapping sounds by swinging your dick
I got the loudest dick clap
Dick Clap by Redpuma1223 April 19, 2022

dick clap 

When your dick is inside David’s ass and he screams my little pumpkin hole
Dude I just dick clapped David in the boys locker room!
dick clap by Charlie socket December 8, 2019
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