The end result of a rare childbirh occurance where from some extra propulsion, the baby is launched out through the vagina, stops in mid-air when the umbilical cord reaches its full elasticity and is pulled back inside the mother through the vagina so fast and hard it pulls the lips apart until they're so wide they simply fall back and engulf the mother.
Greg didn't care if it was a boy or a girl, he just hoped the baby would be healthy. But it was a clam.
by Emcee January 27, 2005
That trombone player has to go! He keeps on hitting clams and doesn't seem to want to improve his technique.
by pentozali March 19, 2008
An individual who consistently performs under par during the evening. This individual lacks the skills needed to perform under pressure.
"George got Brittany Griffon butt naked in his bed last night and didn't stick it in?.....What a clam!!!"
by THE HOMIES February 5, 2010
1. Stanky pussy.
2. A cranky, complaining, self-centered, thankless bitch. The personification, if you will, of the first definition: stanky pussy.
2. A cranky, complaining, self-centered, thankless bitch. The personification, if you will, of the first definition: stanky pussy.
My two-bit, carny-trash, mullet-headed lesbian boss is making me come in to work this weekend so she can leave early to spend a week in Aruba. What a clam.
by Anonymous June 27, 2003
A stupid fucking animal that lives in the sand because it's too damn ugly for the world to handle. They also have eyes for some goddamn reason. Keep them away from horny divers.
God: I want to make a living pistachio with a giant tounge.
Jesus: Dad what did I tell you about drinking in the house
God: I will call it the Clam
Jesus: Dad what did I tell you about drinking in the house
God: I will call it the Clam
by Me, the sequel January 26, 2021
A group of Girls and Guys who are a heavy drinkers and are always a good time. They NEVER Judge others as a person...only as a group and are capable of becoming a guido or guidette at any moment. They are also very exclusive with new clam entries. Origins are linked back to the unexpected viewing of someones hoo haa.
by The Funny Clam February 6, 2010
by 'Cus May 26, 2005