Clam Chop

Female equivalent to a males teabag.

Slapping someone with your vagina.

He went to teabag me, but I clam chopped him before he got the chance... he liked it though.

by CassieToxic October 15, 2011

clam chops

clam - chops
Def: A females vagina. Basically her "lips".
Clamchops can also be known as camel toe
See also pussy

Dude! Did you slide your shaft inside her clam chops?!

Her clam chops were mighty tastey.

by diviniti November 8, 2005

Clam chop

When one slaps/kicks/punches/karate chops a woman in the pussy/vagina

Billy Ray clam chopped Sally Mae's vagina after he found out she was cheating

by Acrae Mliyah October 17, 2017

Clam Down Pork Chop

Calm the fuck down. But Nicer🤗

Hey Reggie, I just watched you trip while you were running like a dumbass. Clam down pork chop.

by IkeTon August 10, 2024

Clam Down Pork Chop

Calm the fuck down. But nicer🤗

Hey bro, I just watched you trip while you were running like a dumbass. Clam down pork chop.

by IkeTon August 10, 2024

Clam chops

Clam = vagina, Chops = face
Clam chops = vagina face

Friendly insult toward your esteemed chaps

Sheila: Thanks for the top root ey cunt.
Bloke: Yeah you too clam chops.

See that ugly bird over there?

Who? you mean clam chops?

by nigeLpredator February 7, 2017