Clam Jammed
"You know Stacey, yea that bitch Clam Jammed me"
"Well, I dont blame her. That dude is a fucking ass."
"Well, I dont blame her. That dude is a fucking ass."
Clam Jammed by Skuurl August 9, 2017
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Clam Jammed
Heather: I was flirting with Edward the other day and Michelle came over, took his hand, and brought him home with her....the bitch clam jammed me.
Clam Jammed by bwrightlovesyou January 18, 2023
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clam jammer
An individual who clam jams, in other words an individual who prevents a female from getting some hot action whether intentionally or unintentionally. A clam jam is a common maneuver in the lesbian community, but can also be applied when a girl is trying to hook up with a guy. While clam jamming is an effective form of birth control it is frowned upon in most societies.
wendy: Dang i was totally gonna get some last night till that kid's friend ended up being a stupid clam jammer.
wendy's friend: Rude!
wendy: Whateva i'm over it
wendy's friend: Rude!
wendy: Whateva i'm over it
clam jammer by Whateva!! February 9, 2010
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