No Claims Boner

When you have a random erection for no apparent reason, therefore nothing in the vicinity can claim your boner. Often appears at the most unfortunate and awkward of times.
Oisin: My job interview to become a pre school teacher didn't go so well, and my no claims boner didn't help either!

Jordon: I hope no one at the family reunion saw my no claims boner...

Shane: Thankfully, after ten minutes my grandmother came in to the room and broke my no claims boner
by Daneeyul January 26, 2014
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Sozzlecopter

To show deep sympathy or empathy towards someone for their issues, more potently than soz or sozzles or an actual fucking word can achieve. It is the exact opposite of a Roflcopter
Grace: I'm pregnant because of you!

Peter: W00ps, i must have 4got 2 waer a condom that nite. Sozzlecopter! xoxo
by Daneeyul January 26, 2014
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