claimsy 

Someone who claims they have achieved something, often without a witness to verify the claim. Basically big noting themselves.

Austin was claiming he got barrelled on a wave on the boat back to the island yesterday but no one else saw him make it. He's such a claimer. Yeah good old claimsy at it again.

claimsy by shazlick stick October 31, 2013

Claimydia 

Claimydia is a disease that makes people claim they can do amazing things when in reality they can't.

Claimydia is often seen in wannabe snowboarders.

Claimydia is a serious disease.

Claimydia as a name:

"Dude, Claimydia is at it again. She says she can do a front-board but she can barely 50/50 that mailbox."

Claimydia as a description:

"She has serious Claimydia; last night she was telling us about all of the gnarly tricks she can do but today we saw her eat it on a straight air off of that small jump."

Claimydia by Shannonagins August 7, 2009

Clamsy 

This word is known within tokio hotel fanbase, the main singer Bill Kaulitz has really bad english accent and thats what came out from word clumsy.

Bill: our bassist is always so clamsy

Clamsy by tomsfanny December 14, 2010

Claims Fodder

noun. Adjuster, Expediters, or other Claims affiliated personnel regarded as likely to be metaphysically killed or mentally wounded in claims combat.

Herman has yet again been reduced to claims fodder after being scolded by a coustomer over the phone.

Claims Fodder by David Pottle January 1, 2008

claims porn 

A document of interest to an insurance claims adjuster.

That shit is like claims porn!

claims porn by Captain Carrots January 19, 2023

Theory of Counter-Awkward Claims 

If someone says something very awkward to you, say something equally awkward in response in order to make the whole situation not awkward.

Examble of the Theory of Counter-Awkward Claims

Woman: Jeff, I'm Pregnant
Man: Katie, I have herpes
Woman: I'm not really pregnant
Man: I still have herpes

Theory of Counter-Awkward Claims by mung69 November 10, 2011

No Claims Boner 

When you have a random erection for no apparent reason, therefore nothing in the vicinity can claim your boner. Often appears at the most unfortunate and awkward of times.

Oisin: My job interview to become a pre school teacher didn't go so well, and my no claims boner didn't help either!

Jordon: I hope no one at the family reunion saw my no claims boner...

Shane: Thankfully, after ten minutes my grandmother came in to the room and broke my no claims boner

No Claims Boner by Daneeyul January 26, 2014