clothes 

the most pointless thing ever, but you gotta wear them anyways. usually for protection from the cold weather but also to keep the creeps away from looking at you

Hey, put on some clothes before people stare at you like creeps.

clothes by edgymofo December 12, 2021

clothes 

The most effective form of contraception.

Gavin dry-humped Roberta on the bus. Since they both wore clothes, copulation was avoided.

clothes by Killing Kittens November 4, 2006

clothes 

Pieces of fabric shaped and stitched so that they may be worn on the body. Are increasingly becoming a symbol of social status.

Many people are being classified based on what kind of clothes they wear. You've probably done it, too.

clothes by Matt March 25, 2005

Clothes 

The most useless invention in the history of mankind, in fact we'd all benefit from not wearing clothes.

Man: Yo man clothes are useless!

Woman: I already took mine off!

Clothes by Dead Woman Walking March 7, 2009

Clothes 

What you use to cover your butt.

EWWWWW YOUR NAKED PUT ON YOUR CLOTHES

Clothes by Snap Cracker Doodle May 18, 2020

clothes 

exessive weight worn on the body.

I don't wanna wear clothes. Its too much to carry.

clothes by ive been jammin @ UD.com May 29, 2008

clothes 

Something that is made from almost any type of fabric and it worn on your body. Also used for some people to judge other people to make themselves feel better. (cause their stupid)

Girl: "Like OMG where did you get those clothes?!"

clothes by Gemini18 January 10, 2008