Bonnie and Clydded
The definition of Bonnie and Clydded is when you're pulled over by the police and they don't like you they take you to jail you insult them like you fucked your wife or their mother or their dog and they get 500 policeman together they unload all their guns in you
A cyddie is someone who will always take the brunt of the jokes. She will always firm the jokes and cry secretly in the corner until she builds up enough courage to come outside and take the force of the next joke. Usually about 5 jokes in she will reach her limit and tell them to fuck off and never talk to them again. She is the type of person who will shit under your pillow and not tell you.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.