Cincinnati Blumpkin

This is similar to the glorious art of a blumpkin, but in this particular case the girl is the one who is on the toilet, either pooping or urinating, preferably urinating since girls don't poop, and the man is standing up in front of her while she is sucking his cock. You may also refer to this thrilling maneuver as an "oppo-blump" since it's pretty much the opposite of a blumkin.

Listen Taylor, I dont care that you're in the bathrooom, I bought you lunch so you better give me a cincinnati blumpkin, bitch!

Cincinnati Blumpkin by Shhmee February 14, 2010

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Cincinnati Blumpkin Toss

Is where a woman is performing oral to you and right before you ejaculate she "tosses" your sack out of the way and punches your taint (space between anus and scrotum). This action causes the man to cum and crap himself at the same time.

Its my birthday tomorrow i hope i get a Cincinnati Blumpkin Toss.

Cincinnati Blumpkin Toss by HVeniEVidiLViciM February 25, 2011

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

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Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.

Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch

Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022

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joybait

excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting

adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹

joybait by whatdoespseudonymevenmean October 17, 2025

Word of the Day on July 6, 2026

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fudanshi

Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi

Alex blatantly displayed his fudanshi side to his friends.

fudanshi by Yuri Katsuki January 13, 2017

Word of the Day on July 5, 2026

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