Caggot is a cross between "Cat" and "Faggot". Its basically a guy who is tupidly convinced to don Cat ears and a tail for the promise of pussy from a chick on the internet. But then those pics are leaked.
A hybrid of the terms "faggot" and "cunt"... for those gays who are displaying behavior that is especially reprehensible, annoying, fuckwitted, or just plain whacked.
"Ryan was so broke that he tried to steal hair dye for himself from Wal-Mart and then used racial slurs against the woman who tried to turn him in. What a cuggot."
When one man has further most passed the stage of sicko mode and stepped into Ciggo mode after they have taken down a pack of cigs and a fuck ton of brewskie's with the boys.
Scott: Yo, bruh why are you acting so toxic
James: You stupid mort I just took down like 15 natty's and a pack of cigs
Scott: Oh... shit you just entered Ciggo mode. I wish I could enter ciggo mode.
James: Some day when you grow a pair of balls and decided to throw some back with the boys and smoke a pack you will.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!