dick-cicle

a guy at a bar with a cold heart and hard-on for getting laid, without remorse, or standards.

OMG, did you hear Harry last night being a total dick-cicle, hitting on every girl there...

by manfun December 5, 2011

cunt cicle

the result of female uraniation in which the fridge air freezes the coochal area and produces piss cicles: see piss cicles.

Becky exclaimed "It's so cold outside I just got a cunt cicle!"

by Lori D February 16, 2008

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Jizz-cicle

Jizz that hangs in an icicle form from someone's ceiling/face following a rather biblical unloading of man fat.

Can be turned into a sex game for the sporting among you.

Example 1:
'Hey man nice room....Err, what's with the Jizz-cicles?'
'Oh that. I just found out I've got an extra month until my dissertation is due in'
'Nice'

Example 2:
'Hey man I've been eating syrup today. I bet I can get a 5cm Jizz-cicle hanging from her face tonight'

Example 3:
'Hey did you just see Rihanna leave that toilet with Chris Brown?'
'Yeah. Too bad those Jizz-cicles can't hide her fat lip. Ha ha ha'

(The first two examples were more than enough. I just wanted to cuss-out Rihanna)

by my hairy man patch February 11, 2013

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death-cicles

The icicles that hang off the edge of a building that could break off at any moment and skewer you from above.

Hey! Look up, and watch where you are walking! There are HUGE death-cicles up there! With even the slightest breeze they could break off, and kill you!

by ismirth2013 January 19, 2009

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