Churn Butter

To get a hand job

John: Hey Ted how was Susan last night?
Ted: Great she knew how to Churn Butter like a pro!
John: Lucky! I have to churn my own butter now that Kari left me.

by churnmyself4fun August 21, 2011

Churn Butter

While having intercourse with a woman, you stand up and pick her upside down while she performs fellatio, as she is doing so you thrust her up and down in the manner of churning butter.

That girl is so small I could easily churn butter with her.

by Squatch Godblin April 12, 2020

Churn butter

The act of a female masturbating without the use of any electronic toys or devices.

Sean finished too quick so Courtney had to go home and churn butter herself

by Bubba74rocks October 1, 2023

Churn butter

Squirting milk from a woman's breast on your dick and proceeding to use it as lube to fuck her with.

O ya I used her titty juice to churn butter last night.

by Afd1800 October 1, 2023

Tallahassee Butter Churn

The act of masturbating whilst one defecates.

-"Have you ever churned butter Tallahassee style?"
-"If you mean Tallahassee butter churn, then yes, I've done that twice today."

by Larry Lazer May 17, 2013

Butter Churn

After giving a girl a creampie you use a dildo to churn the cum like butter.

Hey I totally butter churned this chick I met last night

by Djwkhhjwje January 29, 2020

Belgian Butter Churn

The opposite of a dutch rudder. Where someone else grabs your cock and you move their hand up and down.

My wife was asleep, but I put her hand around my schlong and gave myself a belgian butter churn

by Yo this da situation December 10, 2009