Chunky Tugboat
An alcohol induced move where after consuming too much tequila you quickly realize you're going to blow chunks. Instead of b-lining for the toilet you scan the room for the ugliest chick with the biggest tits. Once the victim has been identified you pull her towards you by the waist of her jeans and with the free hand, tuck her shirt into her jeans. At the same time you lean forward, vomiting into her chesticles and motorboating her into eternal shame and disgust.
That party was ridiculous last night!! Did you hear how I ruined Kelley's night by giving that broad a chunky tugboat? Bitch left in tears!
Chunky Tugboat by The Design Ninja February 21, 2011
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