Christmas Music

A number of songs that can be listened to all year. DON'T LISTEN TO YOUR SELFISH FRIEND!!!!!!!!!! ENJOY CHRISTMAS MY AMAZING FRIEND. SO PUT IN THOSE HEADPHONES IN AND MAKE AN AMAZING PLAYLIST ALREADY!!!!

I love Christmas music it is the best thing that has ever existed!

Christmas Music by #foldingmydishes November 3, 2021

Christmas music

A music genre that you are supposed to listen to in March or April...

Time: March, 18, whatever year you want <3

Me: 'Ahh, yes. Christmas music to listen to while I go sit in 90 degree weather.'

Christmas music by beemovieisaW November 21, 2022

Christmas Music Clear 

When slinging lizards in your EMS shit box rockin a shitty rigs awareness month during the holiday season, once finished slinging your crack head to the local hospital of course, you crank the Christmas jams and purposely hold the radio microphone away from your face, so when you clear with your Satin loving dirty button pushing dispatchers, they get to hear the lovely Christmas music

“How can we piss off our dispatchers today?” “Oh imma give them the good ole Christmas Music Clear”

Christmas Music Clear by Firebasedemsinstreal November 29, 2020

It's not even Thanksgiving yet, quit playing Christmas music. 

self-explanatory.

I went to wal mart. Wal mart is playing christmas music. It is November 10th. It's not even Thanksgiving yet, quit playing Christmas music.

It's not even Thanksgiving yet, quit playing Christmas music. by OmegaRook November 11, 2011

Christian Music 

Music lacking in self expression and feeling. Like the Jonas Brothers, only made moreso for the soccer moms and the eight year olds.

"Yes Jesus Loves Me"... badly played.

The type of crap you get when you go to some kids youth group and everyone's swaying with their eyes closed singing a stupid song.

Christian Kid - YEAH! Jesus!
Normal Person with a Soul - That's cool... I wrote a song.
Christian Kid - Nope... nope... This has drug references in it...
Normal Person with a Soul - Okay... How about this one?
Christian Kid - I can't play this... It says damn.
Normal Person with a Soul - Well... what do you have?
Christian Kid - I've got Casting Crowns and an original that I wrote... "You built my faith up and stuff... I freaking love you"
Normal Person with a Soul - That sounds like everything else you write and listen to...
Christian Kid - I KNOW! It's totally Christian Music!

Christian Music by Koffing September 10, 2009

christian music 

The only genre of music that is defined by its lyrical content rather than its sound, which is sad because there are just as many different genres lumped under the title "christian music" as are in the mainstream. And by the way, it's awesome when a real Christian band has a mainstream hit or crosses over (as long as they remain a Christian band).

"I can't believe Underoath and Chris Tomlin are both grouped together under the same genre of music! What's up with that???"

christian music by annaBanana3 June 7, 2005

Christian-Music 

The Christian- prefix on any musical genre stands for the employment of that particular genre as a means for brainwashing. Fortunately the makers of Christian- music usually do not understand the genre they are trying to emulate and do a very poor job.

Christian-Music, Christian-Rock, Christian-Rap, Christian-BongoSitarYodelHarmonicaEuphoniumGroove

Christian-Music by asdf February 18, 2009