by beandipsantana May 05, 2014
by Melnyk November 05, 2007
Used to describe a woman whose thighs and buttocks are so large, they do in fact resemble Christmas Hams. Beware encounter with Hams, as it might be a social buzzkill.
Did you see the Christmas Hams on that chick? Made me wanna hang my stocking, if you know what I mean...
by Godbey, Duggan, Callis, Smith, Davis & Meyers January 05, 2007
(Noun) A euphemism for having sex. Usually used in a way to suggest it was "achieved." Works with both genders.
by Servanov_4_CH September 15, 2019
When a person is in the act of smoking the ganja, he decides if he wants to be as baked as an "apple pie" or as a "christmas ham"
by Bazooka Bertha April 08, 2011
Person 1:You're going to get the newest{insert game series name here}? CHRISTMAS HAM!
Action: *fist bump now*
Person 1 & 2: YEAH!!
Action: *fist bump now*
Person 1 & 2: YEAH!!
by Mr6507 December 28, 2010
Jake was very bored and lonely one Christmas Eve so he decided to pass time by carving the Christmas ham with Helen.
by KoWalk Kowski December 15, 2010