Christmas Ham

The junk of a tall, skinny, yet festive Morman man.

Hey Nicole, want to sample my Christmas Ham?

by Melnyk November 26, 2007

Christmas ham

an extremely huge ass on an ethnic girl. resembles the size of a Christmas Day ham.

Look, Adolf! That girl's Christmas ham is spicy!

by beandipsantana May 4, 2014

Christmas Ham

(Noun) A euphemism for having sex. Usually used in a way to suggest it was "achieved." Works with both genders.

Male No. 1: "What's up?"
Male No. 2: "Nothing much, except I got the Christmas Ham last night."

by Servanov_4_CH September 15, 2019

Christmas Ham

When a person is in the act of smoking the ganja, he decides if he wants to be as baked as an "apple pie" or as a "christmas ham"

Nancy, would you like to be as baked as an Christmas Ham, or an Apple Pie?

by Bazooka Bertha April 26, 2011

Christmas Ham

The act of fist-pounding during christmas or making a fist bump over something Christmas related.

Person 1:You're going to get the newest{insert game series name here}? CHRISTMAS HAM!

Action: *fist bump now*

Person 1 & 2: YEAH!!

by Mr6507 December 28, 2010

Carving the Christmas Ham

Excessively fucking a girl until her vagina tears

Jake was very bored and lonely one Christmas Eve so he decided to pass time by carving the Christmas ham with Helen.

by KoWalk Kowski December 16, 2010

Red Christmas Ham

Sexual Move including a man and a woman with large thighs, similar to the shape and lustre of a "Christmas Ham".

How To create a Red Christmas Ham:
Both are butt naked, The woman sits down as the guy fingers her and slaps her large christmas thigh, she sucks him off as this happens.

When the ham is as red as possible its ready to be based. The man jizzes on her thigh, and rubs it into the deep red burning sensation.

Then Amputate the woman's leg and cook it in an oven, to enjoy a nice Red Christmas Ham!!

"Come on baby, I just want one porky Red Christmas Ham!"

"No Johnny! It's Degrading!"

"Shutup Bitch!"

Johnny then forces the Red Christmas Ham upon her and enjoy's a tasty treat later.

by Ten Sa Zangetsu December 9, 2008