Definitions by Melnyk

morman 

Alternative spelling for the Mormon religion.

"That guy is such a morman."
"Don't you mean mormon?"
"That's what I said."

morman by Melnyk December 28, 2007

morman 

Mormon person who is also a man.

"You're such a morman."
"I'm catholic."

morman by Melnyk December 28, 2007

Christmas Ham 

The junk of a tall, skinny, yet festive Morman man.

Hey Nicole, want to sample my Christmas Ham?

Christmas Ham by Melnyk November 26, 2007