Melnyk's definitions

Christmas Ham

The junk of a tall, skinny, yet festive Morman man.

Hey Nicole, want to sample my Christmas Ham?

by Melnyk November 26, 2007

morman

Alternative spelling for the Mormon religion.

"That guy is such a morman."
"Don't you mean mormon?"
"That's what I said."

by Melnyk December 28, 2007

morman

Mormon person who is also a man.

"You're such a morman."
"I'm catholic."

by Melnyk December 28, 2007