Christmas balls

Once a man has undergone a vasectomy, his balls are purely decorative. You definitely still want them on the “tree” but they aren’t doing anything productive

Your wit is just “Christmas balls” mate

Christmas balls by HenryWalter May 7, 2019

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canadian christmas balls

When you buy Canadian maple syrup and pour it all over your balls before you go to sleep on Christmas eve, as we all know elves love maple syrup, so while you're sleeping tiny elves smell the sweet maple syrup and climb into your bed and sensually lick the syrup off your balls.By FAR the best Christmas gift I've ever recieved

I got my boyfriend canadian christmas balls for christmas and now we are engaged

canadian christmas balls by pimpmasterG December 7, 2014

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Christmas Tree Ballsack Shuffle

The Christmas Tree Ballsack Shuffle is where a male, or anyone who has a penis and a nice sack of balls, lays on a Christmas tree with their testicles rubbing against the bark of a tree. Then a person hopefully of your choice is riding the dick. Then the movement of their hips moves the ball sack around on the tree, causing immediate ejaculation.

Woah dude last night I tried the Christmas tree ballsack shuffle, the splinters were totally worth it.

Christmas Tree Ballsack Shuffle by queeferia March 28, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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