Christmas Heave 

The true night before Christmas. It is spent getting so intoxicated you feel like shit on Christmas day. The origin is believed to date back to the Victorian era when adults would give their excitable kids some alchohol to make them sleep easier, however, they soon came to realise they were missing out big time and made it an adult tradition instead.

"What did you get for Christmas?" - Dave
"I don't know. I had a rough Christmas heave and didn't open my shit yet" - John

Christmas Heave by Sirksirksirksirksirk December 23, 2009

Let's Have a Patrick Swayze Christmas 

An untraditional Christmas song written by Crow T. Robot of the television show "Mystery Science Theater 3000" in 1991. The biggest of geeks sing this song annually.

Joel: "You wrote a Christmas song?"
Crow: "Hey, there's no tradition like a new tradition!"
Tom: "Wait a minute, Let's Have a Patrick Swayze Christmas?"
Crow: "Yeah, yeah, based on my favorite movie, Roadhouse."

Let's Have a Patrick Swayze Christmas by TKFTGuillotine June 26, 2017

What does that have to do with Christmas?

A statement used when a person makes a comment that has nothing to do with the conversation.

*People are conversing about favorite foods*
Out of nowhere: "Did you know that an axolotl is a type of salamander?"
Response: "What does that have to do with Christmas?"

What does that have to do with Christmas? by Penguinlove1995 November 21, 2022

purple headed christian meat missile 

n. See also Penis
n. The monster lurking within a Christian male's pants, waiting to attack his lover's meat wallet or cum dumpster.
n. Term first used on a popular South Florida talk show, by regular caller Archie.

"Dude, I gave her all of my purple headed christian meat missile last night."
"No shit!"
"Yeah, her fuckhole ate it up like she was practicing for a hot dog eating contest."

purple headed christian meat missile by Birdielin14 September 15, 2008

purple headed christian meat missile 

n. See also Penis
n. The monster lurking within a Christian male's pants, waiting to attack his lover's meat wallet or cum dumpster.
n. Term first used on a popular South Florida talk show, by regular caller Archie.

"Dude, I gave her all of my purple headed christian meat missile last night."
"No shit!"
"Yeah, her fuckhole ate it up like she was practicing for a hot dog eating contest."

purple headed christian meat missile by Birdielin14 September 16, 2008