Christmas Fever 

A horrible disease in which the infected individual constantly listens to Christmas music and looks at decorating ideas for hours on end. This disease is irreversable and incurable. The disease's side effects show on average around July or August. Side effect times may vary depending on person. Brisk weather is something they always think about, and hide the peppermint candy, or else it may be too late.

P1: "Hey, have you seen ___?"
P2: "They're busy in their room listening to Bing Crosby's Christmas album and looking at decorating tips on Pinterest. I wouldn't go in there if I were you."
P1: "Oh god... It's gotten worse!? I need to go in there-"
P2: "No!! That Christmas Fever is highly infectious! Do you want to be like them?!"
P1: "I need to save them!" *runs to P3's room*
P3: "it's beginning to look a lot like christmaaaaas..."
P2: "No!! Wait!! *follows and stops in doorway*
P1: "Eeeeeverywhere you goooo..."

P2: "Not you too!!! NOOOO!!"

Christmas Fever by Artzygirl5520 November 12, 2015

Christmas Federation 

It's another way of describing a Christmas event, whether it's a party, festival, or special occasion marking the holiday.

The Christmas Federation will be a great celebration this year

Christmas Federation by Christmas Federation June 11, 2025

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004