Christmas Fever
A horrible disease in which the infected individual constantly listens to Christmas music and looks at decorating ideas for hours on end. This disease is irreversable and incurable. The disease's side effects show on average around July or August. Side effect times may vary depending on person. Brisk weather is something they always think about, and hide the peppermint candy, or else it may be too late.
P1: "Hey, have you seen ___?"
P2: "They're busy in their room listening to Bing Crosby's Christmas album and looking at decorating tips on Pinterest. I wouldn't go in there if I were you."
P1: "Oh god... It's gotten worse!? I need to go in there-"
P2: "No!! That Christmas Fever is highly infectious! Do you want to be like them?!"
P1: "I need to save them!" *runs to P3's room*
P3: "it's beginning to look a lot like christmaaaaas..."
P2: "No!! Wait!! *follows and stops in doorway*
P1: "Eeeeeverywhere you goooo..."
P2: "Not you too!!! NOOOO!!"
P2: "They're busy in their room listening to Bing Crosby's Christmas album and looking at decorating tips on Pinterest. I wouldn't go in there if I were you."
P1: "Oh god... It's gotten worse!? I need to go in there-"
P2: "No!! That Christmas Fever is highly infectious! Do you want to be like them?!"
P1: "I need to save them!" *runs to P3's room*
P3: "it's beginning to look a lot like christmaaaaas..."
P2: "No!! Wait!! *follows and stops in doorway*
P1: "Eeeeeverywhere you goooo..."
P2: "Not you too!!! NOOOO!!"
Christmas Fever by Artzygirl5520 November 12, 2015
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