The most expensive item in the popular online role playing game, "Runescape" by Jagex LTD.
What they were used for was back in 2001 when they were released, players could "pull" these to get a much sought after "party hat." Since most players pulled them there are only a few left in the game still in cracker form. This explains the very high price of them. They are currently 800,000,000 (eight hundred million)-1,000,000,000 (one billion) runescape coins.
player 1: wow d00d look at my part hat!
player 2:nice but i got a Christmas cracker so there!
When you burp and fart at the same time, emitting gas from both ends simultaneously.
1) Andrew ate so much steak that he busted a christmas cracker.
2)Sis is such a glutton that he always has a case of the chrisimas crackers.
3) Excuse me, I just christmas crackered.
Kevin was very excited: Britney had just asked him to show her his Christmas crackers. Two minutes, and a slap round the face later, he was so disappointed when he realised the pop-babe had no knowledge of British rhyming slang!
Contributor's footnote: A merry Christmas to one and all.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.