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Christian Slater 

The antichrist. The messiah. God's greatest and worst gift to man. Known to have over 6 split personalities. Also known to carry on sexual relationships with animals, most preferably Wolves.
Christian Slater just fucked a wolf. But which Christian Slater?

Christian Slater 

A fizzle that has no acting skills and simply looks like he always comes out of a cumdumpster.
Did you see that new musical, it failed Christian Slater style.
Christian Slater by Pommel Horse October 8, 2008