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to pull a christa is to do something stupid and still look great while you are doing it
--CHRISTA DOUVADJIAN--
i feel down the stairs but my penis fell out and everyone was impressed

wow you pulled a christa
by Alex Harrison December 02, 2006
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The embodiment of Tinker-belle; operates in a fairy-like state of mind, bothered by little; when angered becomes extremely vilotle, due to the disturbance of her aura.
That girl is delusional
well sometimes, I think she more of a Christa than an ass
by Ctheblackwidow February 03, 2010
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Verb. Underdressing with the mind.
I christed that girl up and down.-christa as past tense.
by tyler1234557576859 December 12, 2007
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The most perfect person alive, cute, caring, loving, loyal, smart, and creative.
Christa is Yes.
by Nae nae’d January 13, 2021
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everyone wants to plow you, yet you "cock block" them with a steel bible.
really, a bitch that hides behind Jesus and a smile, not to mention kickass thighs.
mmmmm
you fucking, christa, douche-bag!!! get out of my house if you're not gonna put out!
by seanpikachu February 22, 2008
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A Christa is the worst type of person you will ever meet, she is the type of girl that leaves the class to shoot heroin in the bathroom, and gives blowjobs to any guy that pays her 5 bucks.
did you hear about that whore Christa she gave me a blowjob
by MARCUSLOVER123 December 25, 2019
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