The embodiment of Tinker-belle; operates in a fairy-like state of mind, bothered by little; when angered becomes extremely vilotle, due to the disturbance of her aura.
by Ctheblackwidow February 3, 2010
everyone wants to plow you, yet you "cock block" them with a steel bible.
really, a bitch that hides behind Jesus and a smile, not to mention kickass thighs.
mmmmm
really, a bitch that hides behind Jesus and a smile, not to mention kickass thighs.
mmmmm
by seanpikachu February 23, 2008
A Christa is the worst type of person you will ever meet, she is the type of girl that leaves the class to shoot heroin in the bathroom, and gives blowjobs to any guy that pays her 5 bucks.
by MARCUSLOVER123 December 26, 2019
always keen for a laugh. christas think thier intelligent but usually they are quite dumb and have no common sense. but then they will study something intense like law to make people think they're smart !
Christas will have brown skin and naturally brown hair and thier eyes are a mouldy green. they also will be peitite but with large orangatang tities which are fun to squeeze !
BUT they will only let Tom's squeeze them because toms are amazing and have big cock-o-sauras's ! Christas love Toms and they have so mch fun and usually kinky times together!
Christas will have brown skin and naturally brown hair and thier eyes are a mouldy green. they also will be peitite but with large orangatang tities which are fun to squeeze !
BUT they will only let Tom's squeeze them because toms are amazing and have big cock-o-sauras's ! Christas love Toms and they have so mch fun and usually kinky times together!
girl 1: omg that guy and girl over there are having so much fun together its maing me lactate!
girl 2: yeah im jealous, they look so happy - they look like a tom and christa - im moist!
girl 2: yeah im jealous, they look so happy - they look like a tom and christa - im moist!
by big ol babe July 29, 2012
by GFsssf November 3, 2019
Christa is a slutty whore. Christa is obnoxious, annoying, and fake on so many levels. It is impossible for a guy to be "just friends" with a Christa. She does whatever is takes to get dick. She pretends to be a good girl. She thinks she's funny and well liked when really all of her "friends" talk shit on her.
by Adrian Valencia December 19, 2016