Chrishap

An unlucky accident caused by someone called Chris.

Chrishaps can affect anyone but can only be caused by the Chris in question.

The fire was a tragic Chrishap that could have been prevented.

That tenth pint was undeniably a Chrishap.

by Harry Crack April 27, 2019

Chrisha

Chrisha's are beautiful , amazing and typically have dark hair. They are liked by everybody and they know how to have fun. They have many friends and it doesn't take much for them to trust you but, if you break their trust you will probably never regain it. Chrisha's are very good , loyal and trustworthy friends. They will stick by you when nobody else will if they are close with you. They are able to keep secrets, they have a tough time not telling other people but, a secret is a secret so, they keep it to themselves. Chrisha's are very smart but, sometimes they put other priorities before school, they tend to be underacheivers and are also very athletic. Sometimes, Chrisha's break down and cry when they're alone when they get overwhelmed but, nobody ever finds out because they want to come off as being tough and careless about everything. Be careful what you say to Chrisha's because sometimes they take mean and rude comments to heart, they say they don't care about what other people say but in reality they do. Chrisha's are alot prettier than they think they are and the guys swoon over their beauty. When you're with a Chrisha, there will not be a dull moment!

Guy 1: "Damn, have you seen that new girl"

Guy 2: "Yeah she's a Chrisha"

Guy 1: Ohman for real? , She beautiful"

Guy 2: " ahlie and she is so much fun to be with!"

by LA'stheplace January 27, 2013

chrishawna

She is tough and thick with a beautiful smile and has been hurt but loves hard and has 3 emotions happy horny and anger cause she will kill a bitch about you and including you and is liable to spit on you

Is that chrishawna?

by 3t b.c requests December 28, 2018

Christaphobia

irrational fear of, aversion to or discrimination against Christians or Christianity

Christian:"Hey Johnny, my church is having a free concert tonight. Want to go?" Christaphobe:"CHURCH?!! No way! I HATE Christians! You guys are so bigoted and hateful!!!" Christian:"Johnny, are you living with Christaphobia?"

by Citizen with free speech February 24, 2009

Christaphobia

the irrational fear or hatred of Christianity or Christians. People hate Christians because they believe that that Christians are the most homophobic people in the world, while ignoring the fact that homosexuals are murdered in the Middle East. As a result, left-wingers and anti-theists denounce Christianity and the church.

"Yet the same “progressives” who find “homophobia” under every bed, and “Islamophobia” around each corner, have never imagined the cancerous “Christaphobia” that courses throughout their very own veins."

"There have been a number of recent cases where Christians are being treated less favourably than others. Nurses, grandparents, firemen, registrars, adoption agencies, care homes are all finding themselves in the firing line for nothing more than hold (sic) the same harmless beliefs that Christians have had for 2,000 years."

by VenomousSoup14 December 4, 2018

chrishawn

A real ass nigga who stays to himself but has dirt on everybody and chooses not to expose people

One day chrishawn was fucking some thick hoes and he didn't expose them

by Trilltrini December 20, 2016

Chrisha

Most Chrisha's are amazingly fabulous and fun to be around. While being peppy, energetic and generally happy go lucky, they also know how to hunker down and be serious, taking care of their own. Chrisha's are major social butterflies and love to have a glass of wine with friends on a regular basis.

"Have you met that new girl? She's so Chrisha"!

by Quizzmaster February 3, 2010