Is what you call someone who stays in bed all day and doesn't wake up till 6pm unless it's to go to the bathroom or kitchen. Someone who is in the process of no physical activity, has no kinetic or potential energy. Is beyond the definition of Lazy. Chris-ing can also be described as goofing off but must contain either sitting down, going in and out of sleep, or eating in bed. Eating 12 or more pancakes in one meal can also pass as participating in Chris-ing. Also diving erratic like a Mexican would while avoiding border patrol can be considered Chris-ing. Having a dirty small car that may bleed from time to time or constently smokes from the muffler is one requirement for Chris-ing And Driving. Chris-ing And Driving is Illegal in the state of Florida, Texas, California, and Georgia.
by Charles12355 January 16, 2009
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The act of being a black man yet siding with Trump and all the rest of the “Patriots”
Believing that black Americans have it great and have not be oppressed in any type of way.
Believing that black Americans have it great and have not be oppressed in any type of way.
Bro! Stop Chris’ing! Trump ain’t for us!
My black Uber drive was acting like a F’ing Chris and wouldn’t drop us off anywhere near the rally because he didn’t support the cause. Needless to say he got zero stars.
My black Uber drive was acting like a F’ing Chris and wouldn’t drop us off anywhere near the rally because he didn’t support the cause. Needless to say he got zero stars.
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He creeps on young women.
He shows love to his wife by cheating on her (not that she gives a rats arse anyway)
He loves his career but not doing all of the hard, painful work.
He is a doctor with no qualifications but believe him, he is a doctor.
His surname is Delonge. Not Ingham. You bunch of haters!
He likes beanies. He has one for ibis meet ups and one for family man time.
Forbidden cheese hides under the beanie. He is planning to sell the peculiar cheese. “Cheesy and Me”.
Has a micro penis. 2 second guy. (Allegedly).
Has 3 daughters (one on the way), 1 stepdaughter, 2 sons and a marriage for profit.
Keeps losing go-pros.
One of the best skaters in the UK but only knows one trick.
Has a face like a slapped pig’s testicle.
He creeps on young women.
He shows love to his wife by cheating on her (not that she gives a rats arse anyway)
He loves his career but not doing all of the hard, painful work.
He is a doctor with no qualifications but believe him, he is a doctor.
His surname is Delonge. Not Ingham. You bunch of haters!
He likes beanies. He has one for ibis meet ups and one for family man time.
Forbidden cheese hides under the beanie. He is planning to sell the peculiar cheese. “Cheesy and Me”.
Has a micro penis. 2 second guy. (Allegedly).
Has 3 daughters (one on the way), 1 stepdaughter, 2 sons and a marriage for profit.
Keeps losing go-pros.
One of the best skaters in the UK but only knows one trick.
Has a face like a slapped pig’s testicle.
“If any tv productions or movie studios are making a Jimmy saville documentary and looking for a double of saville, Chris Ingham is their guy...with his red shiny tracksuit and track record”
by PrinnyWooWho June 13, 2021
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and there only purpose is to make the "chrisser" seem interesting or cool.
person 1:"i haven't smoked weed in months"
person 2:"your totally chrising, I can tell by your pinokio nose"
person 2:"your totally chrising, I can tell by your pinokio nose"
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