Chris Rock'd

when you make someone mad and they deck you in the face

from the 2022 Oscars with Will Smith and Chris rock

"man he just got chris rock'd!"

Chris Rock'd by alexAMK10 March 28, 2022

Chris Rock'd

When you slap someone with the same level of energy and intent as when Will Smith slapped Chris Rock during the Oscar's. It's a slap so abrupt that it's likely to leave the recipient flabbergasted, and everyone watching will be shocked. It's quite possible the slap will wake up someone in a remote part of the world at 3 AM, leaving them with an unusual feeling of confusion and unease. It's also possible that even the mother of the recipient will feel the slap, and that if the recipient's mother is dead the slap will bring her back to life only to kill her again. The one delivering the smack will then take a seat and yell belligerently from across the room, likely out of anger or in defense of someone else.

Guy 1: "Did you hear what happened in Health Class yesterday? The teacher threatened to call Lisa's dad. But Lisa's dad is dead."
Guy 2: "Yeah, I heard Lisa Chris Rock'd the teacher and suspended. But maybe now that Health teacher will her Lisa's dad out his damn mouth."

Chris Rock'd by Magnolious March 29, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

a female giant about 20 feet or more

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you

giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004