Chris Doyle

A bikie from Western Australia who was forced to flee the state due to tax evasions and opal hooping. He now claims to be a "motivational speaker" in schools but really wants to get closer to kids. He claimed his dad worked in his fridge and his mum worked in his freezer, we can end up coming to a conclusion that he put them in there and said he forgot. His last name is commonly used around 15-year-old school boys as a means of entertainment as they chant his last name Doyle religiously.

15 Year Old Australian School Kids: Daye DOYLEEEEE!!!!!
Whole School: Daye GEHHHHHHHHHH!
Chris Doyle: Ok

by FerterintheMerter February 24, 2019

chrismoyles

Tubby, rolly polly DJ, has trouble getting up in the morning. Eats mainly chicken pie and chips, and drinks larger. Smokes. Has a very tender pair of nipples which will bleed up to 22 pints in an hour after jogging from the pie shop to the Pub. Interestingly he was not born in Leeds, as everyone thinks but actually Nempnett Thrubwell near Bristol and was educated by Trappist monks who ran a centre for Lap Dancers who failed their MOT. Ian Hyland of the Sun recently said of chrismoyles
"I think he is talented and quite frankly the sexiest man on the Planet"
joewhiley has been dating Chris Moyles for 4 years now, and friends report chrismoyles was very pleased when on Valentines day this year he managed to get to second base, it was homebase first then Chivenor, a RAF base in Gloucester.
chrismoyles producer aledjones recently painted chrismoyles flat a two tone coffee and wall nut combination, he finished the rooms with flock cushions and organza.

There is a DJ who is on radio one and he is called chrismoyles.

He has a fan site where all the posters hate him it is called chrismoyles, net is the singular of nets which are used to catch fish.

by Boboff-if I have an email account deleted why can't I change it June 18, 2008