Item of furniture for sitting on. Other objects, such as video games and children, may disappear under chouch if not properly monitored.

It is forbidden to use an article ("a" or "the") when referring to chouch.
Mark: How would you feel if someone hid (your child) under chouch?

Aaron: There is no "a chouch" or "the chouch." Just "chouch."
by Typac Shakur November 21, 2007
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3 Chairs Screwed Together To Make A "Chouch"
by PP TOUCHER March 12, 2008
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1. piece of furniture that is a combination of a chair and a couch for obese people

2. nickname for a fat person that waddles when he/she walks
Oh great....I'm in line at the buffet behind chouch. She always eats all the f*ckin' pizza before I get there!!
by Blizzard January 14, 2005
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1. The area of skin between the genitals and the anus aka. the perennium, taint, grundle
Damn, I hate it when my chouch gets chapped!
by Brian A3066 May 19, 2008
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the combination of the word chode and douche; insult
by Jesska September 16, 2003
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"Dude, please tell me you got some chouch tonight?!"

"Stick it up your chouch!"

"I fucked her chouch up"
by judwhutng March 13, 2012
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