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Chotis:

can be a abbreviation for the word chode. Being a penis that is wider than it is long, usually attached to a very depressed individual.

OR
The Nickname that E has given Otis until he becomes a little taller.
So how’s your little chotis going ??
‘His name is not chotis.... It’s Otis, Asshole

Yeah that’s what I said .... Chotis 😜😎
Chotis by Peter gregson November 27, 2019
Words you can keep
A penis that is as wide as it is long, usually very short and very common amongst West Australian bogan mechanical fitters such as Steve Campbell
"Oh my god Steve , if u skull fuck me again ill play with ur little chotis"
Chotis by King chotis October 11, 2013
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A widely accepted and greatly applauded description for the perineum, the piece of flesh between your nuts/lips and your ass hole.
Your chotis has scales - have you showered?
chotis by JB February 27, 2005
a dick that is thicker than it is long
chick 1:omg i just found out that my bf has a chotis!
chick 2:lol
chotis by sporom mcturdburglar June 12, 2003

Crotisseried 

Evolutionary form of being rotisserie which is once achieved when you’re crossed and high at the same time
I smoked a shit ton but now after drinking I’m straight crotisseried
Chodistic (Chode istic) is a person who has a chode and or is acting like someone who does.
*guy with no chode "Yo stop acting so chodistic"
*guy secretly with a vageen "My bad ill stop right now"
Chodistic by Rad Chad09 April 18, 2023
Its a noun, that describes the point in time when an individual acts as a chutiya, and an autist at the same time. This godly word combines the two verbs, saving the sayer breath, and causing the hearer to lose a few brain cells.
Srinjina is such a chotist
chotist by Lmoer August 12, 2019
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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