Chonie Ranchors Share definition Flag The act of leaving jolly ranchor size turds in your underwear after thinking you only had to "fart" guy #1"damnit, i've got chonie ranchors again" Guy #2 " i told you to never trust a fart" Chonie Ranchors by Seattleboy22 September 14, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the Chonie Ranchors mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch